Monday, October 29, 2007

Episode 85: Arch Obler's "The Dark"


Dark 1
Bing Crosby, Boris Karloff, Victor Moore * The Halloween Song
Dark 2
Gene Kardos and Orchestra * Zombie
Bart Lewis * Frankenstein
Dark 3
Glen Miller and Orchestra * Swingin’ at the Séance
The Castle Kings * You Can’t Get Him Frankenstein
Dark 4
Carlos Casal, Jr. * Don’t Meet Mr. Frankenstein
Charlie Barnett and Orchestra and Peggy Lee * Old Man Mose is Dead
Dark 5
Joe Liggins * Spook’s Holiday
Eddie Thomas * Frankenstein Rock
Dark 6
Skinnay Ennis and Orchestra * Strange Enchantment
Ivan * Frankie Frankenstein
Dark 7
Big Bob Kornegay * The House of Frankenstein
Glen Gray and Casa Loma Orchestra * The Goblin Band
Dark 8
Billy Ward and His Dominoes * The Bells
Count Lorry and the Biters * Frankenstein Stomp
Dark 9
Crystals * Frankenstein Twist
Tommy Dorsey and Orchestra * Haunted Heart
Dark 10
Hollywood Flames * Frankenstein’s Den
Tommy Dorsey Orchestra, featuring Gordon Polk * My Friend the Ghost

Dark 11
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Friday, October 26, 2007

Hey Democrats: Vote us out of THIS one, eh?

Find me a democrat who DIDN'T vote for this one, liberals, and maybe I won't think you're deluded:

House Passes Thought Crime Prevention Bill

The U.S. House of Representatives recently passed HR 1955 titled the Violent Radicalization and Homegrown Terrorism Prevention Act of 2007. This bill is one of the most blatant attacks against the Constitution yet and actually defines thought crimes as homegrown terrorism. If passed into law, it will also establish a commission and a Center of Excellence to study and defeat so called thought criminals. Unlike previous anti-terror legislation, this bill specifically targets the civilian population of the United States and uses vague language to define homegrown terrorism. Amazingly, 404 of our elected representatives from both the Democrat and Republican parties voted in favor of this bill. There is little doubt that this bill is specifically targeting the growing patriot community that is demanding the restoration of the Constitution.


`The Congress finds the following:

`(1) The development and implementation of methods and processes that can be utilized to prevent violent radicalization, homegrown terrorism, and ideologically based violence in the United States is critical to combating domestic terrorism.

`(2) The promotion of violent radicalization, homegrown terrorism, and ideologically based violence exists in the United States and poses a threat to homeland security.

`(3) The Internet has aided in facilitating violent radicalization, ideologically based violence, and the homegrown terrorism process in the United States by providing access to broad and constant streams of terrorist-related propaganda to United States citizens.

`(4) While the United States must continue its vigilant efforts to combat international terrorism, it must also strengthen efforts to combat the threat posed by homegrown terrorists based and operating within the United States.

`(5) Understanding the motivational factors that lead to violent radicalization, homegrown terrorism, and ideologically based violence is a vital step toward eradicating these threats in the United States.

`(6) The potential rise of self radicalized, unaffiliated terrorists domestically cannot be easily prevented through traditional Federal intelligence or law enforcement efforts, and requires the incorporation of State and local solutions.

`(7) Individuals prone to violent radicalization, homegrown terrorism, and ideologically based violence span all races, ethnicities, and religious beliefs, and individuals should not be targeted based solely on race, ethnicity, or religion.

`(8) Any measure taken to prevent violent radicalization, homegrown terrorism, and ideologically based violence and homegrown terrorism in the United States should not violate the constitutional rights, civil rights and civil liberties of United States citizens and lawful permanent residents.

`(9) Certain governments, including the United Kingdom, Canada, and Australia have significant experience with homegrown terrorism and the United States can benefit from lessons learned by those nations.

Hey liberals: can we riot yet?
(Just checking to see if anyone is listening.)

Thursday, October 25, 2007

Episode 84: Exorcism of Bullshit

Saint Francis Borgia performs an exorcism


With thanks to Penn and Teller's Bullshit!

Exorcism Bullshit 1
Alleee 1
The Count of Monte Cristo and Congo Bey * Zombie Jamboree
Exorcism Bullshit 2
Lou Levy * Ding Dong the Witch is Dead
Dinah Washington * My Man’s an Undertaker
Exorcist Bullshit 10
Marty Gold and his Orchestra * King of the Mountain
Danny Hutton * Monster Shindig
Exorcist Bullshit 3
Michel Legrand * Old Devil Moon
DeVol * Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
Exorcist Bullshit 4
Lenny Dee * Satan Takes a Holiday
Ray Stevens * Laughing over My Grave
Exorcist Bullshit 5
Ralph Marterie and his Orchestra * Haunted Guitar
Jan August * The Naughty Ghost
Exorcist Bullshit 11
Billy Strange * Munsters Theme
Anton LaVey * Gloomy Sunday
Exorcist Bullshit 6
Billy May * Return of the Zombie
Napolean X Revue * He’s Going to Eat Me Up
Exorcist Bullshit 7
Sid Bass and his Orchestra * The House is Haunted
David Seville * Witch Doctor
Exorcist Bullshit 8
Nono Morales and his Orchestra * Mr Ghost Goes to Town
Cab Calloway and Orchestra * The Ghost of Smokey Joe
Exorcist Bullshit 9
The Phantom * Whispering
Nat “King” Cole * Ol’ Man Mose Ain’t Dead
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Friday, October 19, 2007

Episode 83: A Devilishly Christian Halloween


Crazy 1
Alleee 1
Betty Johnson with Charles Green’s Orchestra * The Little Blue Man
Crazy 2
Ralph Marterie, Marlboro Men * Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Chris Vrenna * Village of the Doomed
Groovy Horror Heads
E Everett Orchestra * Deserted Ballroom
Roy Clark * Spooky Movies
Crazy 3
M Manning The Ventures * Twilight Zone
You Can’t Ghoul Me
Crazy 4
The Charles Randolph Greane Sounde * Quentin’s Theme
Sharkey Todd and his Monsters * Horror Show
Rocky Horror Show clip
Earl Fuller’s Rector Novelty Orchestra * Graveyard Blues
Poem and Fite Song
Crazy 5
Prince’s Band * Spooky Spooks (Claypoole)
Don Cherry * Big Bad Wolf
Crazy 6
Russian Symphony Orchestra * Funeral March of the Marionettes
Bill Buchanan * The Night Before Halloween
Vincent Price * How to Cook Small Boys
Club Royal Orchestra * The Sneak!
Betty Hutton * He’s a Demon, He’s a Devil, He’s a Doll
Crazy 7
Dominic Frontiere * Outer Limits
Billy Holiday * Gloomy Sunday
Air * Ghost Song
Crazy 8
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Sunday, October 14, 2007

Is it treason yet?

Won’t Back Down

...a beefy, handsome civil servant, a government department head — probably a Republican — confides in a lowered voice that he is scared to sign the new ID requirement for all government employees, that exposes all his most personal information to the State — but he is scared not to sign it: `If I don’t, I lose my job, my house. It’s like the German National ID card,’ he said quietly.

Saturday, October 13, 2007

Episode 82: The Devil is in the Details

You're Mine!!!

Satan 1
Glen Gray and Casa Loma Orchestra * The House is Haunted
Satan 2
Tommy Dorsey and Orchestra * Dry Bones
Rudy Vallee and his Connecticut Yankees * With her Head Tucked Underneath her Arm
Charlie Brown * I Got a Rock
The Monotones * Zombi
The Playmates * The Thingamajig
Satan 3
Leopold Stokowski * Holsts’s Neptune the Mystic from the Planets
Ted Weems and his Orchestra * Mysterious Mose
Jack Chick Halloween Message
Vaughn Monroe * Riders in the Sky
Don Hinson and his Rigormorticians * That Little Old Graverobber Me
Satan 4
Les Baxter and the Mellowmen * Grim Grinning Ghostly Voodoo Dreams
Danny Elfman * This is Halloween
Satan 5
The Count * Transylvania Polka
Bjork * Gloomy Sunday
Satan 6
Bob Thompson and Mae West * Criswell Predicts
David Bowie * Please, Mr. Gravedigger
Satan 7
Jellyroll Morton * Dead Man Blues
Satan Loves Me

Drink the Black Sperm of His VENGEANCE!!

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Episode 81: Halloween 3:16


Carman 1
Alleee 1
Disney * Welcome
Monster Cereals
Robert Cobert * Eagle Hill Cemetery
Crispin Glover * Ben
Carman Halloween 2
Radio All-Star Novelty Orchestra * Mysterious Mose
Sharky Todd and His Monsters * Cool Ghoul
Bugs Bunny and Gossimer * Innnnteresting Monster
Frankie Stein and His Ghouls * Saturday Evening Ghost
Tom Gerun and Orchestra * The Boogy Man is Here
Carman Halloween 3
The Groovy Ghoulies * Frightening Frankie, Dangerous Drac and Weirdo Wolfie
Red Nichols and his Five Pennies * Bug-a-Boo
Colin Clive * It’s Alive!
Neil Norman and his Cosmic Orchestra * Twilight Zone
Don Redman and Orchestra * Got the Jitters
Carman Halloween 4
Rosemary Clooney * Come On-a My House
Dean Gitter * Skin and Bones
KISS Your Face Makeup
DSS Productions * Lurch’s Theme
Karen and Cubby * Trick or Treat
Carman Halloween 5
The Creatures * Mostly Ghostly
Henry Hall * Teddy Bears’ Picnic
Edvin Marton * Gloomy Sunday
The Revels * Midnight Stroll
Carman Halloween 6
Vincent Price * How to See Ghosts or Surely Bring them to you
Ralph Marterie and his Marlboro Men * Alfred Hitchcock Presents
Alleee 2

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Saturday, October 06, 2007

Mondo Carve-Nival

Halloween History 1
Alleee 1
Reggae XX * Duppy Have Arrived
Halloween History 2
Lawrence Welk Orchestra * Hush, Hush, Sweet Charlotte
Angora Space Dream * Semtex
Halloween History 1a
Lawrence Welk * Mountain King
Prewar Yardsdale * Would Ed Wood
Halloween History 2a
Sammy Kaye * Theme from the Night Walker
Louis Prima and his Orchestra * Mr. Ghost Goes to Town
Halloween History 3
DSS Productions * Anxiety Tango
Matt Gonella and his Georgians * Skeleton in the Closet
Halloween History 3a
Carl Orff * O Fortuna
Mel Brooks * Puttin’ on the Ritz from Young Frankenstein
Halloween 4
Sid Peltyn and Orchestra * Hell’s Bells
Kay Starr * The Headless Horseman
Halloween 4a
DSS Productions * Gomez
France Gall * Frankenstein
Halloween 5
Enoch Light * Lullaby
The Modernaires * The Rockin’ Ghost
Halloween 5a
Rosengarden and Kraus * Satan Takes a Holiday
Pat, Your Sister-in-Law * Halloween Letter
Halloween History 6
Marty Manning and his Orchestra * Night on Bald Mountain
Mia Farrow * Lullaby

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Monday, October 01, 2007

Hallowe'en Episode 79: Here, Kitty, Kitty!


Plan 9 * Most Fantastic
Alleee 1
Here Kitty 1
Spike Jones * My Old Flame
Here Kitty 2
Saint Saens * Dans Macabre
Claudine Longet * Lullaby from Rosemary’s Baby
Here Kitty 3
DSS Productions * The Addams House
Robert Cobert * I, Barnabas
Here Kitty 4
Robert Cobert * Dark Shadows Theme Collinwood
New Mayfair Dance Orchestra * The Haunted House
Here Kitty 5
Frankie Trumbauer Orchestra * Shivery Stomp
Allan Sherman * My Son, The Vampire
Here Kitty 6
Frankie Stein and his Ghouls * Swinging Head
Witches Brew
Plan 9 * Modern Women
Mussorgsky * Night on Bare Mountain
Reszo Seres * Gloomy Sunday
Here Kitty 7
Harvey Averne * Lullaby from Rosemary’s Baby
Buddy Morrow and his Orchestra * The Raven
Here Kitty 8
Spade Cooley * Devil’s Dream
The Modernaires * Rockin’ Ghost
Here Kitty 9/10
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